You know that nostalgic Clorox commerical with the women all doing the laundry? The laundry room changes through the decades as they show great-grandma, then the grandmother, then the mother doing the laundry.
Last night while DH and I were in bed this commercial came on.
"They all did the laundry....maybe even a man or two."
DH: Did they say "a man or two."
Me: Yes, "maybe even a man or two."
DH: "They couldn't have said that!"
Me: "That's exactly what they said."
DH: "The moms *did* a man or two?!"
Me: "You perve! They meant maybe a man or two did the laundry, aside from all those women who had to do it!" "They weren't talking about the women doing a man or two!"
DH: "Well I don't see how that statement could be taken any other way."
Me: (Turning over and rolling eyes in the dark), "That's how your mind works."